Electrophysiology 23:1-6

Science is my occupation;
I shall always want more.
It makes me to circle millions of green boutons;
It leads me into dangerous mental waters.
It tortures my soul;
It leads me in the paths of utter frustration
For the sake of science.

Yea though I walk through the valley of hyperpolarization,
I will fear no evil,
For the larvae are with me;
My scissors and my number 5 forceps, they comfort me.

I prepare maggots before me in the presence of my
mortal enemy the rig;
I annoint my pants with saline;
My buffer never runs over.

Surely stable potentials and success will come to me
one of the days of my life;
And I will not dwell in graduate school forever.